So says the Daily Sport - my latest discovery (file under: more reasons to love the UK for all the wrong reasons).
The Sport is an enigma in newspaper circles, the website offers nothing in the way of content except perhaps for this oblique manifesto. Believe me, the site does not do justice to the real thing - a newspaper which has boldly decided to excise all the bits that make newspapers boring (and we're talking TABLOID newspapers here, so you know, you connect the dots...) and just focus on the good stuff: the stories about people doing stupid things, freaky things, dirty things, sport, and page three girls. So visionary is the Daily Sport that they've decided to run a page three girl on EVERY page. The Daily Sport could be retitled "Tits, Tits, Topless Talent, Tennis Players' Arses, Football Coverage: back page." Laaahhhvvv it!
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